a man was drowning in the middle of an ocean.
a ship came by and asked him if he needed help
he said "no thank you, god will save me"
the ship left and he continued to swim till another ship came by
"do you need any help?" they asked
the man said "no thank you, god will save me"
so the ship left.
then man eventually ran out of energy and drowned.
when he got to heaven he asked:
"God, why didnt you save me?"
God said "I sent you two big ships ya dummy!"
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